officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(via fake-mermaid)


folieadoomed:

im never pausing an mcr video ever again

folieadoomed:

im never pausing an mcr video ever again

(via wondernerd99)


hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(via wondernerd99)


superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(via humorking)


j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(via wondernerd99)


thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid

thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid

(via wondernerd99)



blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via guy)


rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

(via humorking)