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metallics:

when ur mom makes u get up in the morning but u still half asleep

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

youredoingalrightkid:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

dolphitler:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

roses are black
violets are black
im blind

blind people are going to find this offensive

I don’t think blind people are going to find anything

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turntnip:

gym class

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academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

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