telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

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kanyewesticle:

the smallest dancing alien gif you can imagine

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seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

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the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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Argument I heard on the bus

`Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

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damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

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harold666styles:

snorlaxatives:

swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK

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swiggity swever that’s the

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WRONG LEVER

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