evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

(via humorking)



(via assume)



cursethegoldfish:

When people take your sarcasm seriouslyimage

(via humorking)


burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S
SO
TEENY

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

(via guy)


tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

(via ragingcontent)


greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

image

(via pizza)


jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via asian)